"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
I’m 72% water and 28% fall out boy lyrics
but that’s just who i am this week
THIS DISTURBS ME WHERE DID THEY COME FROM AND WHERE DID THEY GO
WHERE DID THEY COME FROM, COTTON-EYE-JOE
Looks like someone got a hold of the whiteboard from 221 B Baker Street.
what’s amazing is that this is exactly what I imagine their handwriting to be
Cookie Monster asks the important questions. (x)
i dont know what’s funnier, the fact this is a thing that happened or that sesame street as a vine account
There’s more: https://vine.co/v/hpenUlpMVF6
IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE
MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS
OH MY GOD
NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR
A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AND NOW I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A SOLID 15 MINUTES
I AM LEGIT CRYING!!!
You must have eaten a serrano
the only reason football players have those big gates in front of their faces is so they don’t start kissing during the game
That’s why they have to hug each other so tightly