We're PUNder attack

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

i actually stopped for a few seconds waiting for the stuff on the board to load

i actually stopped for a few seconds waiting for the stuff on the board to load

congalineofdurin:

lifting-spirits:

mr-noodle-arms:

willycheesesteak:

Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

“Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel

reblogged before but that comment just makes it that much better

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theladysunami:

lorriebm11:

buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism

I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard

Welcome to Night Vale?

theladysunami:

lorriebm11:

buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism

I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard

Welcome to Night Vale?

judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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lynnerdo:

kelechief:

angrywocunited:

White Man from San Diego Waves Gun Around Small Children In Confrontation With Police and Is Taken Into Custody Alive.  

This white man walked towards the police with a gun pointed at them and they spend half an hour talking to him before they shoot him one time. If he had been a black man, they would’ve shot him dead. Before you police apologists claim this man has a history of mental illness (he does) that’s why the police was lenient,  Ezell Ford, a mentally ill black man, was recently killed by the LAPD. 

Uh…

Haha like. … what. …

This is. .. this is it. This is what we talk about.

This is white privilege

I love how they added that “alive” part.

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adore-castiel:

thisisglorious:

faeriesandlakes:

concious-anonymous:

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

How would girls feel if it said “Female Tears” ??

Oh lord.

probably

the

same

way

we

feel

when

we

see

these.

FUCKING THANK YOU

OH MY FUCKING GOD

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

a-trex:

Can’t believe my teacher would say this

a-trex:

Can’t believe my teacher would say this

filthycannibal:

the-goddamazon:

4gifs:

Spiderdog prank. [video]

Lmfaooooo

I WOULD JUST LIE IN THE WEB AND LET IT TAKE ME THERES NO POINT IN GOING ON

filthycannibal:

the-goddamazon:

4gifs:

Spiderdog prank. [video]

Lmfaooooo

I WOULD JUST LIE IN THE WEB AND LET IT TAKE ME THERES NO POINT IN GOING ON

willderness:

letskeepthisasecret-babe:

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS

what an ass

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

birdtouch:

colornbian:

what

TOMORROW WE ENTER THE VOID 

birdtouch:

colornbian:

what

TOMORROW WE ENTER THE VOID